Friday, March 31, 2006
There were 99 penguins on a boat when it flipped over. How many penguins were left?Highlight here for answer: 66
Oh, you gotta love kids' jokes. At least I didn't bust out my Walkie Talkies joke.
Thursday, March 30, 2006
Leave it to Victoria's Secret to find a way to cut pajama pants in a way that makes my butt look fantastic! Fantastic, I say. They're just pajama pants. How do they do it? Needless to say I've already bought 2 pairs and am going back for a 3rd tomorrow. Plus they're good for the gym too. And it's always nice when your butt looks fantastic at the gym.***
UPDATE:
After changing out of the gym pair and donning the pj pair (and just because I haven't gotten one in this week): These pants are like the Anne Sullivan of pajama pants!
Monday, March 27, 2006
Pirates of the Caribbean
Yo Ho! You are Pirates of the Caribbean. You are lively and outgoing but at the same time down to earth. You live life to the fullest. You enjoy good eatin' and a fun time!
Wednesday, March 22, 2006
So, that was fun. My most astute readers may have guessed that, yes, I did in fact accidentally delete my entire blogger template leaving us all gh.net-less for about 24 hours.
I panicked, then realized I could restore it with minimal effort if I just chilled out for 10 seconds.
Also, yesterday I earned my right to pay for pizza by beating MB not once, but twice at Trivia. Thanks in part to the Hawkeyes, but not to the phoenitians. He did lend me Love Monkey and his copy of All In magazine, so I think it was fair all around.
Um. What else? We saw V for Vendetta. I was expecting a decent action flick and Jon was anxiously awaiting some Natalie hottness, but I think we were both pleasantly surprised with what we actually got. What could have been dismissed as a weird "1984 does Phantom of the Opera" ended up being what could very well be one of the most important films of the year. And this is why: Because even idiots and republicans go to blockbuster action flicks featuring hot starlets. If a soaking wet Jake Gyllenhall and badass special effects can make even one numb-brained American zombie think twice about global warming, this flick will make 10 more think a little more carefully about the future of our government. At any rate I suggest you all go see it. If not for the political undertones, for the badass special effects, and bald Nalatie. And because I'm a sucker for powerful ending. I almost cried. But I didn't really need to give MB another reason to mock me, now did I?
I think that's it.
Tuesday, March 21, 2006
Here ya go, Kids. Your chance to show us that you're all smarter than the card carrying genius. Must have been an off night. The 2%er kicked my ass.Your IQ Is 115
Your Logical Intelligence is Below Average
Your Verbal Intelligence is Exceptional
Your Mathematical Intelligence is Genius
Your General Knowledge is Average
A Quick and Dirty IQ Test
Your Logical Intelligence is Below Average
Your Verbal Intelligence is Exceptional
Your Mathematical Intelligence is Genius
Your General Knowledge is Average
A Quick and Dirty IQ Test
Monday, March 20, 2006
Unprecedented.Just like the Big Ten, I'm completely out before the Sweet 16. I have a whopping 3 teams still showing up green, but have them all losing (to Big Ten teams, undoubtedly) next weekend.
That was fun.
Is it baseball season yet?
Saturday, March 18, 2006
"My beauty is not only on the surface. It goes down deep... layer after layer after layer. Yes, Sir! I have very thick beauty!"-Lucy van Pelt, Peanuts
Tuesday, March 14, 2006
Only a couple more days to get your bracket picks in!Join my private group and you'll earn the right to mock my all Big Ten Final Four!
To register (wouldn't it be nice if I could ever remember my previous year's login info?) click here. I emailed most of you the league login info so you can join the group, but if you don't have it, let me know and I'll tell you what it is.
Remember, you have to save your picks before the games start, so get crackin'!
Saturday, March 11, 2006
Ugh. I was so proud of myself for maintaining a myspace "friends list" which consisted of, well, friends. Not bands, porn stars, creepy strangers, etc.I think this means I'll finally have to add a band. But I'll do it considering them friends, so I feel totally ok about this. I mean afterall, they did both come to the Prom Party.
Wednesday, March 08, 2006
Oh, you guys will have so much more fun with this one!Now you really can point out all of my personality flaws!
Go for it!
(MB, you know you want to do it. Even if neither "bitch" nor "bleeding heart liberal" are choices.)
Friday, March 03, 2006
Ooooh! My favorite game! Point out glaring personality flaws! Errr... I mean, tell me how nice you think I am. Ok, ok. Be honest and pick out the 5-6 words you think describe me best. We'll see how solid this facade is... ha!click here!
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